me: are there any spirits here?
ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

jandjob:

artists that sound better live are the most dangerous

pink-vulva:

everytime i take a shit, i thank God because that lets me know that thangs are running smoothly in my body and i’m getting rid of waste and toxins man. like God my homie for allowing me to do that every other day. 

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

bumbleshark:

pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

califorynia